Welcome to WheelWhisper, where your dream car is probably someone else’s too.
We Offer Cars—Lots of Them
Craving that ‘road trip freedom’ but without the car ownership? We’ve got you. WheelWhisper offers cars that almost always start, and we’re pretty sure they’ll get you from A to B. Treat yourself to a rental experience where ‘good enough’ is our motto. Pick from our wide range of vehicles, and feel the thrill of driving a car that isn’t yours. Why deal with the headache of ownership when you can deal with us instead?
Luxury? Sure.
Ever wanted to pretend you're living the high life? Now’s your chance. Our luxury car rentals let you experience a taste of extravagance—if you count leather seats and Bluetooth as luxury, that is. Whether you need to impress someone or just want to indulge in a fleeting sense of importance, we’ve got something shiny and overpriced just for you.
Eco-Friendly? Kind of.
Care about the environment, or at least want people to think you do? Our selection of eco-friendly cars will keep your conscience clean while you pretend it’s for more than the tax breaks. Hop into one of our hybrids or electric rides and feel good about yourself for the five minutes you’re thinking about carbon footprints.
Family Vans
Need to haul the kids, the dog, and probably a mountain of snacks? Our family-friendly vans make that happen. Roomy enough to fit all your complaints about long drives and sibling fights, these vans are a real ‘joy’ for your next family adventure. Don’t worry, it’s only temporary.
The World’s Fastest Paperwork—Kind of
At WheelWhisper, we know you’re not here for the joy of filling out forms. Our paperwork is designed to be so efficient, you’ll barely remember the part where you signed your soul away. Just a few clicks, some waivers, and you’re good to go. No hidden fees—except for the ones we hid, of course.
Comfortably Uncomfortable
Sure, our cars are ‘comfortable.’ But really, you’re renting them to get somewhere, right? So, while you may not be enveloped in the lap of luxury, we promise at least some of the seats recline, and there’s definitely air conditioning. Probably. Either way, you'll survive the trip, and isn't that the point?
Real-Time Tracking (Because We’re Watching)
Feel like someone’s always watching you? That’s because we are! Our real-time tracking feature makes sure we know where you are—mostly because we need the car back in one piece. Monitor your trip progress, or don’t—it’s really for us, but we figured you’d like to feel involved.
Cars That Work (Usually)
Our customers love our cars, or at least they pretend to in their reviews. Whether it’s the functional AC or the tires that stay inflated most of the time, you’ll probably be mildly satisfied with your choice. If not, you can always blame traffic.
Important Updates You Won’t Read
Stay up-to-date on the latest in car rental trends, or don’t—it’s not like anyone reads these updates. But we’ll keep sending them, just in case you care about random car facts or ‘exciting’ new features like windshield wipers that work.
Ambience? Sure, Let’s Go With That
Our locations are designed to offer just enough ‘ambience’ to make you forget you’re renting a car because yours broke down. Dim lighting, neutral walls, and just the right amount of forced smiles from our staff create the perfect environment for your rental experience.
Notifications You Can Ignore
We’ll keep you in the loop, whether you want to be or not. Our personalized notifications will guide you through your rental experience, offering helpful reminders like, ‘Return the car’ and ‘You’re being charged extra for that.’ Stay informed, or mute us—your call.
Path to Perfection—If Only
Your rental journey is uniquely yours, just like the dents on our cars. We try to give you the smoothest experience possible, but hey, nobody’s perfect. Consider this your crash course in managing expectations—pun intended.
Quality, but With a Shrug
We stand by our commitment to ‘quality,’ whatever that means. Our cars pass inspections (most of the time), and our service is friendly enough. We might not be the best, but we’re definitely not the worst. You’ll get where you’re going, and that’s a win in our book.
Tailored to Your Needs—Kind Of
We like to say we customize our services just for you, but honestly, it’s the same process for everyone. Whether you're renting a sedan or a truck, we’ll pretend it’s tailored just for you. Let us ‘personalize’ your experience with a car that’s available and ready (or will be soon).